If you are reading this, you may just have been searching for something weird and kinky. If so, you're sick, broken and wrong, not to mention filthy - but you're here now, so we'll see what we can do for you.
So why start a blog?
Everyone has an opinion, and sharing it seems to be the thing to do nowadays. The whole world is blogging; conformist moron that I am, I've joined in.
If everyone else jumped off a bridge, blah blahdity blah. I just felt that having a) nothing of value to add, b) a list of natural enemies that include light colours, horizontal stripes, bright sunlight and plastic furniture, and c) no real desire to actually work for a living, this seems like a good fit for me. Surely I can't have significantly less to say than at least a very few of the others...
So what can you expect? There's your first mistake; I'll only disappoint you if you keep that attitude up.
I'm going to tell you what I think, if and/or when I manage it. Take pot shots at those who deserve it, or maybe just because it pleases me to do so. Celebrate the ridiculous, point and laugh inappropriately - just general stuff, really.
Some days it'll be mercifully short, others will have PFC Wintergreen in a tizz over the excessively prolix prose (oh, did I mention there'll be more than a fair share of stupid obscure references?) What it boils down to is, I've a head full of useless information, and here's where it landed.
Leave any sense of balance at the door, there will be ranting.
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